crowley sneezes and aziraphale says “god bless you” and crowley just stares at him are you even serious angel
i admit i can’t take azazel as a threat very seriously
a pregnant woman goes into a coma
months later she wakes up, no longer pregnant
“you had twins! ” the nurse exclaims. “your brother named them”
“what did he name the girl?” the woman asks
“that’s alright, I like denise. and the boy?”
reblogging not for the lame joke but for the fact that for the first two lines i totally thought it was going to be a beautiful star wars au in which padme doesn’t die
I just realized that “lead” rhymes with “read”, but “lead” also rhymes with “read”.
you piece of shit.
You just broke the English language.