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hoursago:

i admit i can’t take azazel as a threat very seriously

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godronamus:

Yep.

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trapghoul:

basically

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thricewiddershins:

jethrocane:

a pregnant woman goes into a coma

months later she wakes up, no longer pregnant

“you had twins! ” the nurse exclaims. “your brother named them”

“what did he name the girl?” the woman asks

“denise”

“that’s alright, I like denise. and the boy?”

“denephew”

reblogging not for the lame joke but for the fact that for the first two lines i totally thought it was going to be a beautiful star wars au in which padme doesn’t die

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Teacher:	So what do you do now that Harry Potter's over?
Me:	Um, it's not over.
Teacher:	But there are no more books coming out.
Me:	There hasn't been a new Bible for awhile now, but the Bible fandom is still going strong...
Teacher:	Touché.

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scenesfrom-an-italian-restaurant:

I just realized that “lead” rhymes with “read”, but “lead” also rhymes with “read”. 

you piece of shit.

You just broke the English language.

(Source: kterkper-sixty-six, via caffeinatedqueer)

(Source: twnshend, via amivan)