So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, no homo, but ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”
they’ll get their reunion and i will cry like a baby
And here we see Hawkeye, undercover and shooting a gun but still instinctively pulling a bowstring.
Food shopping in Germany is the most stressful activity.
also if anyone wants to try to pronounce my url, it’s like how you’d probably say tsoys if it were an english word
Life changing field trip with cojsz, brought to you by yours truly.
long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about
turntables given to me by satan????
I’m a ghost pokemon. I also have an impossible capacity for hope and embody the American dream.
VictorianLullaby…I always wanted to be a shapeshifter. So maybe that or I have the great power of making everyone sleep before they can even attack me.
I’m a pony <3
I think the answer is pretty obvious.
Destroying my enemies with ungodly off-key guitar riffs, and if all fails i can still beat the crap out of them with the guitar and claw their eyes out with my fox claws
I’m a pink cute Flareon *w* (PINK FIRE BITCHES :DDD)
Ridmage so, I guess a magic to get rid of ppl :DD
Screwing everyone and father a lot of really powerful, potentially dangerous kids while speaking with a heavy accent that is either Hungarian or German but nobody really knows…?
like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss
i will not accept any lesser death than death by dragon