don’t touch me, i’m broken bye
Your greatest competitor is yourself.
This reminds me of time trials in mario kart where you are like racing yourself from your last course record but past-you is a ghost and you’re an unpredictable bastard because actually you play mario kart like your character is drunk and high and everytime you think youve finally passed your ghost, bam. There he is swerving all through you and shit and making everything confusing
that’s exactly what i was going for. you nailed it.
Why are you doing this.
DO YOU EVER JUST WANT TO DRAW SOMETHING SO MAJESTICALLY BEAUTIFUL WITH AMAZING DETAILS AND FANTASTIC COLORING but then you remember u shit at art
#in general in italian the male genitalia tends to mean a lot of different negative things #while the female genitalia is a gender neutral synonym of ‘beautiful and hot’ #pretty much the opposite of the english language #I’m ok with this
#also I’m laughing because I’m re-reading the list I’ve just wrote and if you’re italian you can pinpoint EXACTLY where I’m from just from #those words #anyway ‘cazzeggiare’ is my favorite term I think #like ‘sto cazzeggiando su tumblr’ #yeah
I’m giggling by myself bc it’s all very true and very beautiful~
All of the above! I had only room for a few examples in the picture but all of the above-mentioned ones are awesome. And there are so many more uses, you could spend the day listing them and not be done. You can even invent your own!
(also since people are going wtf about the printer: we were thinking of something you yell at, Denise said printers and yeah, we can all agree that printers came from the darkest depths of hell)
"MO SO’ CAZZI" - shit just got serious (I don’t know if this one is used outside of Rome, though)
imagine getting high with your icon
In this time of term papers I wanted to draw my patron deity, Bullshitticus, god of students and general last minute fudgery, sitting upon his Golden Futon, attended by the muses Caffeina and Thesaurae, whose powers of artificial energy and pretentious vocabulary can be invoked in case of the all-nighter.
I like to think he’s Dionysus’s second cousin or something.
This is genius…
all wise words from the sagest of the sage.
i have a sketch. i’m gonna go nuts with it while sobbing uncontrollably bc it’s from the latest knk ep haha don’t touch me.
i like how “blushes quietly” is a thing thats used in fanfiction. please imagine someone blushing loudly. someone blushes loudly and someone next door yells “CAN YOU BLUSH QUIETER”
do you ever forget that you’re a real person
live everyday like you’re in an anime opening
are we talking “shingeki no kyojin” anime or “ouran high school host club” anime because there is a slight difference
*flies into the room with 3DMG - breaks a $80,000 vase*
KISS KISS FALL IN BLOOD
I WAS WALKING THROUGH JOANN’S WITH ROB AND THIS IS WHAT WE FOUND